Sunday Night 7pm Zoom Call

Paid subs get insider info on the Fake Shaman and a chance at winning a Crash Pack of my books. Plus a visit with Dave Gutter.

Stills from a cringy Tik-Tok that will be viewed during the call.

I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s Zoom call for The Crash Report’s paid subscribers at 7 p.m., during which I will reveal, for the first time, how I discovered that the Fake Shaman (above) is a liar, fraud and sex creep. Plus I’ll explain the back story of my new, 10-episode true crime podcast (premiering in March) and how I got involved with this tale about a shyster who came to Maine with dollar signs in her eyes and psychedelic mushrooms in her Coach bag.

Also, via show-and-tell, I’ll demonstrate some of the tactics I used to debunk and fact-check this woman’s false claims of being an indigenously-trained shaman with 16-years experience. And you’ll learn about the allegations of her sexually-inappropriate behavior during her “Shamanic Mentorship” that imploded after she staged a black magic solstice ritual, fueled by ayahuasca, psilocybin, tequila, flower essences, a little bit of weed and a brooding emo-Spotify playlist.

Yikes.

Also, one paid subscriber will win a Crash Pack, which includes signed copies of my gritty memoir Tough Island, the out-of-print true story of Marijuana Valley and both the rollicking novel Sex, Drugs and Blueberries AND a DVD of the indie film sex, drugs and blueberries.

Speaking of the SDB DVD, my co-star in the film — Grammy-winning songwriter and Maine rock icon Dave Gutter — will be joining the Zoom call briefly to promote his Feb. 20 performance at Bayside Bowl in Portland as part of “Rock Salt Resistance” a benefit for The Maine Immigrant Rights Coalition.

Gutter and I have been pals for a long time, so I’m sure he’ll play a couple tunes for us during the Zoom call. Picture below, from 2017, was taken before I pivoted from smoking weed to vaping only the purest hashish.

Crash (left) and Gutter preparing for hijinks when they were younger men.

I hope you can join us tomorrow, Sunday, Feb. 15th, at 7 p.m. Your exclusive invite is below… but don’t share it with your posse, because it’s for PAID SUBs ONLY!!

Also, Happy Valentine’s day to those that celebrate. Btw, I’m a marriage officiant and offer a super “elopement” package at our farmstead in the foothills of western Maine.