On Nov. 9, a temporary “Protection from Abuse” order was issued by an Augusta judge against Nick Blanchard, the MAGA clown and failed GOP school board candidate who goes by the moniker “Corn Pop.” According to court documents, Blanchard has allegedly been harassing a 32-year-old woman from central Maine whom he befriended late this summer during his mission to pester the unhoused and people struggling with addiction in Augusta. Blanchard is accused of “unwanted sexual contact, repeated violations of my personal boundaries, harassment and conduct that has caused me to fear for my personal safety.”
Within hours of the court issuing the order, Augusta police served Blanchard with the PFA, which is temporary until a Nov. 30 hearing at the Capital Judicial Center in Augusta.
This is the second court order granted against Blanchard in the last two weeks. On Oct. 26, Blanchard was ordered to stay at least 500 feet away from Augusta City Councilor Courtney Gary-Allen. That “Protection from Harassment” court order — signed by Judge Sean Magenis — will be in effect until April 27, 2027 and prohibits Blanchard from “harassing, threatening, assaulting, molesting, attacking or otherwise abusing the plaintiff.”
(According to earlier court finding in June 2026, “Blanchard’s course of conduct towards Ms. Gary-Allen constitutes stalking.” The Kennebec County DA, though, declined to pursue criminal charges.)
For the next six months, the only time Blanchard can be in the vicinity of Gary-Allen, according to the court order, is during public Augusta city council meetings. Even then, the chud’s actions are severely limited. He can’t directly address or make comments about Gary-Allen, whose term expires in December. And Blanchard agreed to not posting about the city councilor on social media.
Most importantly, the court ordered that Blanchard isn’t allowed within 500 feet of Maine Recovery Access Project (ME-RAP) where Gary-Allen works as executive director. In the last year, ME-RAP’s “Access Center” has been a favorite target of Blanchard. The dude has a long history of harassing employees, clients and visitors to the center where folks can attend peer-led recovery meetings, plus grab a shower and some hygiene products, participate in a syringe exchange while getting naloxone training.
The 500 foot buffer means a bunch of downtown Augusta is now a “Corn Pop-Free Zone” until April 2027.
Why would Blanchard target a non-profit that helps some of Maine’s most vulnerable? And why is he harassing a former ally who’d been accompanying him on “needle-finding” missions?
The answer is simple: Blanchard is an asshole.
Luckily, he’s also pretty dumb. During the “Protection from Harassment” proceedings, Blanchard agreed to the last minute addition of the 500-foot buffer requested by Gary-Allen’s attorney. The judge suggested the two parties discuss the 500-foot buffer, but Blanchard declined the opportunity.
“I don’t care,” he told the court, sounding dejected and defeated.
In the courtroom in late October, I was seated a couple rows behind Blanchard. At first, I didn’t recognize him without his giant foam MAGA hat. But then, under the bench, I could see that a black-haired dude had the shorthand “EPH 6.11” magic-markered on his sneakers.
As a longtime scholar of chuds’ misuse of the Bible, I knew this to be referring to Ephesians chapter 6, verse 11. “Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes.”
Which happens to be Blanchard’s favorite biblical passage.
The PFA banning him from most of downtown was the capstone to a busy month of October for the 37-year-old electrical supply warehouseman. As exclusively reported in the Crash Report — here — one of Blanchard’s lovers shot and killed herself in the driveway of Blanchard’s primary girlfriend, Then, ten days later, he was confronted in a convenience store parking lot by four women. You can read here how it was alleged he spread chlamydia among his coterie of lovers, including an 18-year-old high school senior. And, I’ve since learned, Blanchard furnished the under-aged teen with booze on the night of their first sexual encounter.
Gotta wonder why the Maine media isn’t reporting any of this. After all, omission is an editorial decision. Especially since they heavily featured Blanchard’s earlier spectacles including his harassment of refugees, LGBTQ folks, school teachers and administrators. And the media gave lots of coverage to his “Free Speech” victory in August which secured the right — and set legal precedent — for Mainers to insult and lambast public officials during government meetings. That legal victory netted Blanchard $17.89 plus a $50k payout to the “Institute of Free Speech,” the Washington D.C. law firm who sued the Augusta Board of Ed on his behalf.
Crickets, tho, from journalists about his recent bad actions and predatory behavior. And it’s not because of a lack of documentation. In the last two weeks alone, Augusta Police Department has dispatched officers to deal with Blanchard at least a half dozen times. And there’s a YouTube video out there showing the parking lot drama. And the Oakland Police Department has heavily redacted records concerning the suicide.
For some reason, though, the Maine mainstream media ignores this menace who targets the vulnerable and acts like a real creep to women.
The Devil is in the Details
According to the statement by his most recent alleged victim, the two started hanging out this summer when the woman contacted Blanchard about an alleged “drug house” in her neighborhood. At the time, Blanchard, who had just lost his bid for the Augusta School Board, had pivoted from harassing school admins to provoking the unhoused and those struggling with addiction.
The following is from the victim’s statement in the PFA regarding one of her and Blanchard’s “needle finding” excursions near the dog park in Augusta.
“We observed a couple leaving one of the portable bathrooms where he heckled them for suspected drug use,” the victim wrote. “Nick called me down a hill to look at needles. As I walked down, I noticed a raccoon to my left where Nick stood to my right. After pointing it out, Nick placed his hands on my face and neck and aggressively started kissing me. I pushed Nick away and said, ‘No, we can’t do this.’ Nick began to undo his belt while seemingly about to pull out his penis. He began to say, ‘It’s that easy.” I repeated “No,” then swiftly walked up the hill and out of the trail.”
The five and a half page written statement from the victim includes more mentions of Blanchard attempting to kiss her and other sketchy acts. When she rebuffed him again, the victim alleges that Blanchard started sleeping with women in the victim’s social circle, including the 18-year-old high school senior.
Then, after the notorious parking lot kerfuffle, Blanchard turned on his former ally. And, allegedly, sent some sexually incriminating content to the woman’s landlord. According to the victim’s statement, “I made it clear to both Nicolas and [[my landlord]] that it was inappropriate to be sharing my private, personal, provocative messages that had been exchanged between Nick and I.”
Apparently, according to the court records, Blanchard sent a bunch of screenshots, texts and immodest photos to the landlord.
“This has contributed to a significant deterioration in my housing situation and had resulted in my landlord taking a position against me based on Nick’s accounts of events,” the woman wrote. “The cumulative effect of these incidents has left me feeling unsafe and intimidated and unable to relax in my own home. I am not sleeping properly because of the ongoing situation.”
The woman also expressed concern over her young kid’s safety. “My concerns extend beyond myself. I am a mother and my responsibility is to protect my child and maintain a safe stable home…. I am constantly concerned about what Nick will do next. Will he continue to destabilize my life or will he come after me next?”
The complainant also asked the judge to remove weapons from Blanchard’s residence. According to the PFA paperwork, Blanchard possesses “batons, knives, tazers, pepper spray bombs, a .38 pistol and other firearms.”
The PFA form asks “Has the defendant ever used a firearm, muzzle loading firearm, bow or crossbow, or other dangerous weapon in an intimidating, threatening, or abusive way?”
In response, the woman checked “Yes” and went on to explain: “Nicholas continually describes on a regular basis how simple he can protect himself, flashing items made for protection and waving them around regularly showing off his ‘preparedness’ to guests in my home and myself. One night he broke a pepper ball in my kitchen because he was not thinking and had been drinking.”
According to the court order, the judge declined to remove weapons from Blanchard’s house or limit his access to weapons.
Blanchard will have an opportunity to refute the woman’s allegations during the hearing on Nov. 30th.
Up until the day of this last PFA hearing, Corn Pop has been battling two enemies on-line: a Christian provocateur who goes by the name “Truthslinger” and Charles Cole, a fella running to be Biddeford’s mayor in 2027 and a good pal of the woman who killed herself in Blanchard’s girlfriend’s driveway.
Then, after receiving the PFA, Blanchard suddenly ceased his on-line squabblings and began posting QAnon memes.
Hammer the Odinist Onanist
Longtime Crash Report readers remember all too well the story of Chris Pohlhaus, the neo-Nazi cult leader who tried —and failed — to set up a compound for chud warriors in the Penobscot County town of Springfield in 2023. Locals threatened to kill him and then bury the Odin-worshipping racist in a hole in the woods. That was enough to convince Hammer to move on from Maine and pursue his racist kicks elsewhere.
You can read and/or listen to my extensive reporting on this bald asshole with a skull tattoo of runes spelling out O-D-I-N via four podcast episodes here here here and here plus these Crash Reports here and here. I especially recommend the exclusive Crash Report about a teenager groomed by Hammer who was arrested and charged in 2024 after cops got tips the kid was gonna shoot up South Portland High School. The minor was found not guilty by a judge later that year, but not before the media published his name.
(Again, for some strange reason, the mainstream media has declined to publish anything about Hammer being a groomer.)
These days, he’s both grooming and gooning. His cult is still recruiting and vetting new chuds to be part of the Blood Tribe aka Blutstamm. And Hammer retains the honorific Blutkönig.
If you’re not familiar with the term “gooning” or “to goon,” consider yourself lucky. According to Merriam-Webster, gooning is “the practice involves self-gratification sustained over a long duration without climaxing.”
Anyway, it was Election Night. Hammer had just finished a livestream of himself playing the newly re-released World of Warcraft: Forever video game. Then, according to Hammer, he thought he’d turned the streaming software off. But he hadn’t, because he’s a steroid-addicted dumbo with a juice-addled brain. Then he started talking dirty with one of his fan girls who goes by the handle “Iron Maiden 14.” (?!?!?!?!?!?) After about an hour, things got real spicy and Hammer began to pleasure himself. Unbeknownst to Hammer, at least 15 people were still watching the livesteam.
For the record, I was NOT watching, at the time, because anything connected to video games bores me, especially livestreams of Nazis playing ‘em. (I learned about his faux pas very soon afterwards.) Luckily, for the rest of us, the footage is poor and viewers can’t actually see his little Hammer. However, the audio includes the sounds of a fascist fapping. According to estimates, it took about ten minutes for the white supremacist to bring himself to orgasm. I found the video below on Twitter which appears to be the moment of his solo La petite mort with an added AI-rap soundtrack called Jack-Hammer.
The day after the jerk-off, Hammer posted an explainer video (linked below) on Twitter and turned comments off. The long and short: he blamed the new software he was using. However, Hammer took umbrage with the reports by his haters from within the white nationalist community that the woman he was jerking his gherkin to during the sexual encounter was half-Mexican. She was white, claimed the racist leader, who is less than pure blood himself. Hammer, according to a genealogist’s report, is the great-great nephew of a gay German Jew who was a prisoner in a Hitler concentration camp.
Most humans would be aghast they’d made Hammer’s masturbatory mistake. However, the churlish chud seems to be taking the self-sex scandal in stride. After all, most of his current followers feel his pain. They too are likely onanistic, in dark rooms, with internet strangers.
The downside: the number of people watching his World of Warcraft: Forever livestream have dropped dramatically. In the week or so prior to the incident, his streams — on Twitter — would be in the mid-to-high 20k viewership. In the days since his on-line orgasm, his numbers have been between three and six thousand viewers,
I think Hammer is actually happy that this salacious gossip has enveloped him. After all, there’s been lots of talk about Hammer’s low testosterone levels which he disclosed during a Hammer-stream back in 2023. So for Hammer, getting busted while busting a nut is a flex. Weird flex, bro, but a flex just the same.
Also, if past performance is any indicator, the dude is un-embarrassable. I mean, look at his skull tat for proof. Or watch the 2022 clip below (there are longer versions out there) of Hammer crying while live-streaming about his wife having other lovers.
And who will ever forget Hammer’s embarrassingly bro-mantic relationship with Boneface, the self-described neo-Nazi mercenary who LIED about going to Ukraine and fighting the Russians. Click the pic below to listen to my “The Curse of Boneface” podcast episode.
The thing is, this chud has influenced MAGA Daddy and lots of other “normie” racists. Because Hammer was the dude behind the dude who proclaimed that Haitians in Springfield, Ohio were eating domestic pets. Which, in a roundabout way, led to the Supreme Court allowing the Trump admin to end “Temporary Protected Status,” which resulted in mass deportations of over a million immigrants, including about 350,000 Haitians.
Yikes.
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