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June 2025

Colonialism, part 1
I was six and just beginning to figure out who ran the place.
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Charlotte Agell
Happy Demon Month
This explainer on "why Pride flags trigger Christo-chuds" includes references to Biblical antediluvian fallen-angels impregnating female Earthlings who…
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Crash Barry
A Republican Recipe for Rancor and Death
Our Federal Correspondent on the latest skulduggery from the wanna-be King and his MAGA minions.
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Amy Fried
1
Billy Bob's Waddle-Out
Our undercover lawmaker tells all in Augusta Confidential, Chapter 14.
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Reese Calloway

May 2025

Is the American flag still that beautiful?
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Charlotte Agell
AUGUSTA CONFIDENTIAL: Chapter 13
The Twilight Zone, Toxic Foam & The Ghost of Libby. Or, cruelty is the point.
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Reese Calloway
EXCLUSIVE: GILDED OPPORTUNITY
CMP owner to invest bigly in U.S. grid & gives gold-plated jet to Trump. Also, Laurel Libby (and her mom) win in court. And introducing “Mutual Aid…
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Crash Barry
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Mira Ptacin
1
Augusta Confidential: Chapter 12
Paranoia, Pot Smoke and Pseudo-Scholars dominated the legislative menu, according to our undercover lawmaker.
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Reese Calloway
1
50 Ways to Screw Your Voters
In "Economics, She Wrote, Chapter 2," our resident economist explains how Trump's supporters will pay for the Tariff War.
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Susan Feiner
2
Augusta Confidential: Chapter 11
Our undercover lawmaker on Voter ID-iocracy, Chemtrail Caucuses, and the Curious Case of the Quiet Libby.
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Reese Calloway
2
Jared Golden = Judgy Gaslighter
Our Federal Correspondent on tariffs, vests and the return of #FloridaMan LePage to Maine politics.
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Amy Fried
1
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